Let me Be Your Pixie

Let me be your pixie,
I'll dance, I'll spin I'll twirl.
I want to be the one for you,
I want to be your girl.

Please let me be your Pixie,
Please tell me that I can
Let me flutter all around,
and dance upon your hand.

I know you do not trust me,
It has to be this way
You should know that it is you
I do not wish to betray.

You are the only friend I have.
I want it to stay that way.
If you go, it will make me sad.
please, please tell me you'll stay?

Call me your little pixie,
please, keep me with you!
I promise no more trixies!
What you say, I'll do.

July 01, 2008

Interview #1, Pixie/faerie Wars


There is a subtle difference in the difference of Pixies and fearies. Can you spot it? Which is which? Did you see that caption on the Water Faerie? It's worng. She is a Pixie. Faeries are more specificaly butterfly than insect. What does that have to do with the war? Everything. You have to know which is which. We'll call Pixie Luna, and Faerie Cho. I'll let them tell their story.

Luna: Pixies are playful. We only live for fun, and the faeries are jelous that we are so care free. They live for order. Not for fun. We are entirely zelous. It's wonderful.

Cho: Pixies are horrid creatures. They mess with the humans' heads and fill them with horid images and riddles. We are left to sort out their messes. The humans can never find their way out of the forest on their own after they meet a pixie. Humans get infatuated and intoxicated with their magic and false beauty.

Luna: Faeries can not see what is infront of their eyes. The fun is everywhere. They never know what is there! I couldn't stand it. it would be so DULL!

Cho: Please say this Luna is joking! We play lots of games. They are fun and include everyone-

Luna: Why wasn't I invited?

Cho: because you are a pixie. That Is why!

Luna: She's angry. It's funny!!

Cho: *Flutters to the next branch.* Tenchi, I refuse to be by this foolish pixie.

Tenchi: That is fine. You're not supposed to talk to eachother. You're supposed to talk to me.

Luna: *Glides to Tenchi and rests in lap* *sticks out tounge*

Tenchi: Cho, why is it that Faeries feel oblidged to fix the humans that have wondered into the Pixie's wood?

Cho: Because they didn't stand a chance. How could they have?

Luna: They need to watch where they are going. it's exasperating to be invaded by giant creatures who never know where they are.

Tenchi: . . . Luna, Why is it so funny?

Luna: Because the Faeries get so MAD! They hate it!

Tenchi: What happens between you after all these years?

Luna: They rearange our village benches. Wooo So hurtful. *Sarcasm* Change is good.

Cho: They vandalize us, scattering Pixie dust in random places where unsuspecting faeries wander. They know we are alegic to it.

Luna: It's not life threatening. You just sneeze and emit a faint glow for a week, that is all.

Tenchi: Have you ever broken that tradition?

Cho: We spread Faerie rings (circles of mushrooms) everywhere. They are alergic to the pollen. This only happens when there is an epidemic of Pixie Pox (the glow only comes in dots).

Luna: We throw Pixie dust infected nectar into their Chimnies! When it burns, the nectar melts and the dust turns the fire colors. It scares the Faeries a lot.

Cho: Fire should not be altered!

Tenchi: Alright, no messing with the faeries' fire *Mental note*. What do you do when there is nothing to do with the opposing party?

Cho: fix the humans

Luna: Currupt more Humans for the Faeries to fix.

Tenchi: *Rolls eyes* What happens to the Pixies after mushroom pollen comes in contact with them?

Cho: They get spots. Like mushroom spits. Some turn red if it gets bad. They look like pixieshrooms.

Luna: Yeah. The glowing is funnier Though!

Cho: It is irritating! And itchy!

Luna: is it?

Cho: YES!!!

Tenchi: *staring at moss* Is that moss naturaly purple?

Luna: That is where we have our anual pixie pollen fight!

Tenchi: Ok. . . *typing on laptop* wierd.

Cho: Glowing, spotted bodies everywhere.

Tenchi: Who wins?

Cho and Luna: We can never tell. *Glares*

Tenchi: is there anything else you do?

Luna: Make their flowers glow late at night.

Cho: Make their moss turn colors. It's an effect of pollen mixed with pixie dust. It's done very carefully. It is a toxic effect too. To all paries involved. You end up with spontanious coller changes. It's devistating.

Luna: *wispers* we think it's funny. The flowers are worth alot too. Guys look for them to give them to their dates.

Cho: *looks smug*

Tenchi: Thank you ladies, but that is all I have time for. Until next time!

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